myriad of the mundane

6.23.2005

so today i was woken up by this crazy ass robin. i know you're thinking about the fact that what i just said is kinda redundant since robin is obviously synonymous with crazy and perhaps even stupid but this story will inform you about why my robin is super special.
this morning at 6:43 i was woken up by something impacting my window. repeatedly. annoyingly. even vexingly. it turned out that there's a robin sitting on a post opposite my window as i wake up. he gave me this look of "what the fuck are you doing behing my screen?!?" and flew off. i went back to sleep.
fast forward to 7:30. again, i am brought out of a very nice dream by something running into the window. so this time i move forward in my bed and watch the window. and what do i see? anyone? anyone...? correct!! this fucking robin is running into the damned window over and over again!!! then i watched him more and found out that he was actually coming in and trying to rip pieces off of the screen. what for? maybe his nest, i'm thinking. damn bird.
so, long story short he's been at it all day long. only takes breaks to go find worms to sustain his madness further. it's getting annoying. like maybe i'll have to take mia back there and teach her how to bird...
other than that, good friends, life is going alright. i have a cold which i recieved from my sister as a going away present. woot woot. i've also watched half of the first season of Family Guy in the past few days. sara's been out of it since they pulled her wisdom teeth and i've been studiously nursing her back to health. she ran into a bit of shock today. i elevated her feet and gave her liquids as well as some light snacks and she started to feel better. yay for first aid merit badge! past this my days have been boring.
oh! did go to the DMV yesterday. couldn't get my license switched over because i needed 16 forms of ID. ok...maybe not that many, but i did need a whole lot. i had to have my license from CO, one of my bank cards and another form of ID. i didn't have the last one. i wanted to just yell at them that i had to do all this in CO but i knew it wouldn't do any good. it's just assinine to me that they're doing all this bureaucratic bullshit for nothing. if i have a license from CO i obviously have already jumped through these hoops, guys. but that's not good enough, evidently. so here i am waiting for my first statement from bank of america to come in and waiting for my birth certificate and waiting for my SS card and wishing that it were easier. oh! that and i watched two guys get their license with a matricula consular card and a bank statement. makes me seething angry. so now i'll leave you and get my zen on. toodles.

10 Comments:

  • indeed. "oh! fat man made a funny!"
    we're watching still more today, it'll be great.
    and you know, i'm glad that isn't the case. at least it is just a robin, even if a persistent bugger. i scared the crap out of him today by jumping up into the window right as he hit the mesh. he couldn't even respond for a second. if there wasn't a window i'd have had him.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:46 PM  

  • Sorry about all the legal hassle stuff, but some things are just necessary! Like making you want to slit your wrists rather than go on! Oh...and it "IS" all about the Stewie!

    By Blogger sumo, at 4:30 PM  

  • oh, yes it is. "...your life, however, is like a box of LIVE GRENADES! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MIND CONTROL DEVICE OR I SHALL BLOW YOU TO BITS YOU EVIL HAG!!" hahahahaha. oh. and the episode with the man in the white coat, lol. sumo, you have to love the comment when peter rolls up with the circus and says, "look loise, i'm the two symbols of the republican party: an elephant and a big, fat white guy who's afraid of change." i laughed so friggin hard!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:02 PM  

  • and glenn, since i spaced a response, i haven't tried the cheese thing and i really honestly don't want him around anymore. he's annoying me beyond belief. my sleep pattern is all off because of him.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:02 PM  

  • haha the robin

    By Blogger m.m., at 8:18 AM  

  • da, zer robin! lol. i actually don't really know any german. but still i maintain this farce! he did it again today. three in a row for this stupid fuck. we're going to net him tomorrow. not kidding. we're putting up a net that will either keep him away from the window or snare him. frankly i don't care which.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:22 AM  

  • i didnt realise that you had robins over there.cool.

    By Blogger geezer squeezer!, at 10:16 AM  

  • of course. we also have some less savory pests from continental europe. bastards sabotaged us! lol.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:14 PM  

  • You should totally open the window and let the bird in!
    Beaureacracy sucks! I reckon that's why the beauracrats are such arseholes. And I can't even spell that word!

    By Blogger Maja, at 8:19 PM  

  • just make it sound as awkward as possible. not kidding. i did an entire paper on bureaucracy and the secret to spelling it is remembering it goes like this: bu-rea-uuu-cracy. lol.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:28 PM  

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