well it's a happy day here in the states, guys. since i know we have some international readership here i'll put in the whole speech.
were you aware that the United States, besides being the best fucking country ever in the history of anything, is celebrating its independence from britain today? that's right, bob, sue, jane and jack, independence day is here at last! just for today you get to blow up stuff such as small rodents that you usually have to launch in rockets. and you get to do all of this rocketeering and pyrotechnic displaying because your country just rocks that hard. oh, isn't it nice living in the very best country ever created? what with our superior health care, civil liberties and all that money we make how could any other country hope to compete? why are they still around? because we told them they could and helped police their state and fund their revolution, that's why.
that is all on that thread, i'm starting to critique our government too much, they don't like that and especially not on our big holiday.
but we do get to blow stuff up!! and we're having good ol' fashioned bar-b-que. i need to go help. have a great day, all. be safe and don't lose any fingers to an M-80.
were you aware that the United States, besides being the best fucking country ever in the history of anything, is celebrating its independence from britain today? that's right, bob, sue, jane and jack, independence day is here at last! just for today you get to blow up stuff such as small rodents that you usually have to launch in rockets. and you get to do all of this rocketeering and pyrotechnic displaying because your country just rocks that hard. oh, isn't it nice living in the very best country ever created? what with our superior health care, civil liberties and all that money we make how could any other country hope to compete? why are they still around? because we told them they could and helped police their state and fund their revolution, that's why.
that is all on that thread, i'm starting to critique our government too much, they don't like that and especially not on our big holiday.
but we do get to blow stuff up!! and we're having good ol' fashioned bar-b-que. i need to go help. have a great day, all. be safe and don't lose any fingers to an M-80.
posted by Anonymous at
10:52
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highly ironic mystery,as i planned to ask you all about the 4th of july.some people may think im ignorant not to know what its all about but other countries public holidays are not in my top 5 'must know' things.
have a great bbq.ANd the dad in me is saying,"wear safety glasses when playing with fireworks you independent FUKKERS!!!!!"
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geezer squeezer!, at 12:48 PM
MT...that post rocked! But I stongly disagree with the bombing of rodents...because I happen to love rodents! Have fun...but not with rodents! Leave that to me...
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sumo, at 7:21 PM
heh
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Maja, at 9:19 PM
i was just making fun of some fucks i knew back when, sumo. i happen to be almost to the peta point. although i still eat them. i figure i've watched a cow get slaughtered so i can eat beef if i want, basically. i know of the cruelty and it's just too damned tasty!
and geezer, good to hear you know about our big day. we almost blew up somebody with a mortar gone terribly wrong. basically i'm never letting lauren touch one again. she just set it on the ground, not in a tube. so the end result was that it went up about ten feet in the air, came back down and went off on the ground showering the folks with the real mortars with little exploding bits. then the other two she lit went off... but it was good and nobody lost an eye or anything so yay! and i gorged myself on that damned bbq. my tummy is still pooching.
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Anonymous, at 11:31 AM
I'm moving to Canada.
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aughra, at 6:41 PM
I think America sucks right now, but I like BBQ.
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m.m., at 2:35 PM
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