The Devil is Beating His Wife

is that not the funniest name for when it's raining and sunny at the same time? ever? i think it's hilarious. i almost busted a gut the first time i saw it. lol. and evidently if i were a dog i'd be a husky puppy(affectionate, energetic and good until i see a squirrel then it's kill! kill! kill!!). at least i got a cute breed, not some ugly prune dog or a rat dog or anything. i just took about 14,000 quizes for fun last night and learned the worthless opinions of other people about who i am and what i am and what my life is like and what kind of friend i am in 10 questions or less. it's fun to laugh at them. but the best of the bullshit were my irish name, Baugh O'Keefe, my rock star name, Chocolate Ferrari, and my punk rock band name, The Happy Jib. The Happy Jib!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA. this just puts me in such a good mood. i feel like urr when he makes fun of one of the frat aliens, Zarnold. "What the fuck kind of name is ZARNOLD?!?!?HAHAHAHA, ZARNOLD!!!!" then he falls over from laughing too much. "Stick with the patch, Urr." and that's all i have to say, nothing relevant except the fact that in between my laughter i'm feeling desperately lonely. yeah, i know how to bring down a mood better than stalin knew how to kill a man with a piece of paper or other pulpy item. but yeah, i just can't get over the feeling that i'm completely alone right now and i can't tell what from. i just keep crashing through my days like a distracted rhino and completely disregard everything other than the single date that matters to me: 6-20, two months from today, happiness